4 Disney Movies That Are Based On My Life

1.  Finding Dory, which will be released in 2015, is based on my attempts to find my apartment front door after a night of binge drinking.

2.  Chitty Chitty Bang Bang profiles my sophomore year "friendship" with a foreign exchange student named "Chitty," a man of a few words, who enjoyed sex and referring to himself in the third person.

3.  Flubber, which details of body type from November to