4 Reasons Why The 4 NFL Players Shouldn't Come Out As Gay

Somewhere in America, in a dimly lit locker room of the WNBA, a bunch of lesbians are gossiping about who will be the first professional male athlete to come out as gay.

The activism of straight allies in professional sports have been growing and most recently, Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo declared that four NFL players may come out on the same day.

Wait ... don't do it!

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