5 Reasons I Am Not Impressed With 2013 So Far

1. No one had the decency to ask John Hinckley, Jr. how he felt about Jodi Foster being a lesbian.

2. It appears that Mitt Romney fell off the face of the earth :/

3. Manti Te'o had his heart broken in one of the most elaborate pranks in the history of mankind.

4. Azealia Banks thinks it's okay to use the word "faggot" as a bisexual rapper.

5. I haven't been kicked out of a threesome yet