5 Signs That Punxsutawney Phil Is Gay

It's that time of the year again.

With notable celebrities coming out of the closet left and right, I think it's time for Punxsutawney Phil to come out once and for all!

5 Signs That Punxsutawney Phil Is Gay:

1. Phil is married, but no one has seen his wife. That's a little suspicious if you ask me. Rumor has it that she is a cheerleader at Notre Dame.

2. Homeboy hangs out at "Gobbler's