The Type Of Guy I Want To Date

Dating is hard. Dating in New York City is hard. Jawbreakers are hard.

Since I deleted all my dating profiles and apps a few months ago, it's given me some time to think about the type of dude that I want to date. 

When Prince Charming sweeps me off my feet (or did I fall over?) at 3:47AM at a bar in the West Village, I want him to know a few things before we go over to his place to watch a