Good Lord: 27% Of Americans Believe That God Influences Sporting Events

If you are wondering why God allowed hundreds of thousands of people to be massacred around the world this past week, I have the answer:


HE WAS GETTING READY FOR THE SUPER BOWL, DUDE!



A new survey by the Public Religion Research Institute finds that more than a quarter of Americans believe that God has an influence over sporting events.



Additionally, more than half of Americans believe