The Evolution Of Lies In America By Age Group

Age 4: I did not shit my pants!



Age 10: This is my last piece of gum!




Age 15: There's not enough room in the car!



Age 22: That was my last beer!



Age 35: This is my last cigarette!



Age 41: I already have dinner plans!




Age 58: Honey, that was your last viagra!



Age 72: I did not shit my pants!